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Candi LeMew
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Posted - 2015.07.23 17:43:16 -
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Wonderful work and lots of effort. But I gotta say it ...
Bob is a concept, a name attached to an outlook, lifestyle or philosophy if you will.
Sometimes Bob is kinda jokingly referred to as a physical entity (in which case Bob is a female by the way, sheesh ..).
More akin to "Murphy" from the old sayin' "It's Murphy's law" that I've heard before, Bob is not a deity and anyone who truly attempts to worship a Murphy is even crazier than the rest of us.
This will be proven by our victory when we eventually run into this crowd in our chain and murder all of them.
Because that's how Bob's will works.
In Anoikis .. Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -¦een -++¦-é w+¦-é a -ôew -ò-+ell-ò, -¦-à-é +¦ don'-é wal-+ w+¦-é a l+¦-+p
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2015.07.23 18:20:18 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Bob cares not which way the blood flows.
Sure she does, it's gotta flow through wormholes.
Haven't seen much of that from these guys, so I dunno how they think they've earned any Bob Karma.
Bob rewards, you see. You live by Bob and she'll give you the victories you seek.
Losses merely garner you some karma for next time.
In Anoikis .. Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -¦een -++¦-é w+¦-é a -ôew -ò-+ell-ò, -¦-à-é +¦ don'-é wal-+ w+¦-é a l+¦-+p
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2015.07.23 18:51:01 -
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Danielle en Chalune wrote:Ms. LeMew and, and do you think Bob likes women more then men??
I really don't now, Miss.
Though I do believe if Bob ever somehow became a corporeal thing with gender it would have to be a female. I've never met any men as spiteful as Bob. Which is short for Bobetta, by the way.
In Anoikis .. Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -¦een -++¦-é w+¦-é a -ôew -ò-+ell-ò, -¦-à-é +¦ don'-é wal-+ w+¦-é a l+¦-+p
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2015.07.23 23:13:16 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Let the crazies be crazy, my little genus musa.
... sorry Boss.
Just doing Bob's work.
In Anoikis .. Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -¦een -++¦-é w+¦-é a -ôew -ò-+ell-ò, -¦-à-é +¦ don'-é wal-+ w+¦-é a l+¦-+p
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2015.07.24 12:49:24 -
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Orob Ninebands wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Bob cares not which way the blood flows. Sure she does, it's gotta flow through wormholes. Haven't seen much of that from these guys, so I dunno how they think they've earned any Bob Karma. Bob rewards, you see. You live by Bob and she'll give you the victories you seek. Losses merely garner you some karma for next time. Plenty of my blood has spilled in wormholes my friend. Plenty of my blood has spilled all over.
Most of it's been yours from the looks of it.
I guess I'm beginning to understand now though. You've died so much that you believe you've earned enough Bob karma to claim to be her prophet?
In Anoikis .. Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -¦een -++¦-é w+¦-é a -ôew -ò-+ell-ò, -¦-à-é +¦ don'-é wal-+ w+¦-é a l+¦-+p
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2015.07.25 23:53:43 -
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Orob Ninebands wrote:Yes, mostly its my blood. That is why I said plenty of MY blood has been spilled. You would do well to learn a bit of reading comprehension. Bob does not like the illiterate.
I would also challenge you to do as I have done and fly solo for a space of years. Fly through the wormholes solo, fly to all the places you should not be solo, and take all the fights you find, no matter how outnumbered. The balance of the KB is not what matters. What matters is the sheer size, what matters is did you die trying to win the impossible. What matters is that you take the fights when you find them. Any pilot can rack up large numbers of kills when the balance is always tipped in their favor by numbers. What matters is did you confront the blob of ships when you were alone? Or did you hide in your POS like a coward?
It has nothing to do with Karma. The Book of Bob was delivered to us and we have given it to all of New Eden as we were commanded. As the other pieces of the scripture are decoded, they will be given as well. We claim what Bob has told us, it has nothing to do with feeling especially worthy, we know not why we were chosen for this task. We know what Bob has told us, and we obey.
Oi. Bob likes me just fine, Mr Ninebands.
I've fought in groups of all sizes n' against the same, sometimes overwhelming numbers n' always managed to win more often than I've lost. Even sacrificed myself more times than once so that my Boss or our colleagues could live to keep fighting on. Bob likes that.
Bob don't like stupidity though, throwing ship after ship away pointlessly outside of Bob's realm doesn't do anything for her or one's wallet. It can indeed do wonders for your experience though, but when you just keep dying constantly anyway I'd recommend stopping and thinking "maybe I'm doing something wrong here?" rather than think the opposite n' go base a religion on it. I doubt that would bring glory to anyone.
Anyway, I guess I'll wish you lot luck with your pursuit n' interpretation of Bob anyway. You got a long road ahead ... as you already seen many capsuleers here n' elsewhere take issue with your interpretation n' approach. I'll admit you're way braver people than I to go against the grain of long-established anoikan culture, not to mention to come out doin' it like a Machariel comin' at a Freighter off a gate. You'll find your actions will be what endear more wormholers to your beliefs over time than any amount of words or argument though. Good luck, have fun n' praise Bob?
In Anoikis .. Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -¦een -++¦-é w+¦-é a -ôew -ò-+ell-ò, -¦-à-é +¦ don'-é wal-+ w+¦-é a l+¦-+p
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